D is for Demise

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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JRR Tolkien, writing The Hobbit: The passages there were crossed and tangled in all directions, but the goblins knew their way, as well as you do to the nearest post-office…

Me, a child, reading it: Oh dear. I’m not sure I do know the way to the nearest post-office. It sounds as if that’s absolutely something I’m supposed to know. I can’t know less than a goblin. The book will be disappointed in me.

Me, a little while later, figuring out the location of a nearby post-office: oh thank goodness

Me for the rest of my life: feeling vaguely comforted and affirmed by knowing the location of the nearest post-office, a facility I almost never use, because I am at least the navigational equal of a goblin

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which of these ridiculously specific things applies to you?

Went to first rock concert before puberty

Favorite animal is extinct

Suffered a chronic injury thanks to Barack Obama

Broke the base of your oboe but glued it back together and still played it

Crossed paths with future spouse by chance YEARS before officially meeting

Mother worked for the CIA

Gender fluctuates with the Moon

Have never had a cat *or* a dog as a pet

Multiple of these apply to me (hello kindred spirit)

none of the above / show results

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I almost never have something I can vote for in these things so here's one just of things that are true for me personally

a-dinosaur-a-day

I made one of those "weirdly specific" polls bc I'm sick of not having options I can vote for in those

it's relevant to the dinosaurs because favorite animal extinct option

thanks for your patience with my shameless self promotion

demilypyro
demilypyro

Still stunned by the fact my surgeon is supposedly One Of The Best In The World like damn I knew the NL was ahead of the curve on trans stuff but I didn't realize it was that serious. They told me he can remove the layer of the skin with hair follicles in it? He's going to move my G spot??? This man is going to do arcane wizardry on my pussy. He's going to put a bomb in there

demilypyro
demilypyro

Something I respect about dinosaurs is that they're very direct. Want to eat leaves off trees? Just grow a really long neck I guess. Wanna go fast? Get good legs. Wanna beat the shit out of something? Hard skull. Wanna just eat everything? You've come to the right place Mr T-Rex here's a huge fucking mouth

demilypyro

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How the fuck has nothing else evolved a thagomizer

approximateknowledge

the doedicurus demands your immediate attention

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pleistocene south america was a fun place

demilypyro

OH IT'S CUTE

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